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エ​ビ​チ​ャ​ー​ハ​ン​! (You​’​re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice​?​!​)

by Jamie Paige

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i cook my dinners for an audience at least that's what i'd like to do lately it's me and my irrelevance garnished with hopeless love for you i cut these onions 'til i cry sear my heart on every side golden brown and lightly fried i just don't know what i'm to do with this meal i made for two... unless i cook for you! i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you feel the heat 'cause you're everything to me have this shrimp fried rice no more talking, lets just eat! you cook your dinners with no elegance nothing pretty, just some food that might be why you're such a pessimist every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's PETULANT!!!!!!! sous vide it slowly for a day while the lonely hours away watch those colors turn to grey wouldn't your dinner feel complete with some savory and sweet? just come and cook with me! i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you come and eat 'cause it's such a tasty treat have this shrimp fried rice grab a plate and take a seat! OHHHHH SHRIMP MIKU IN THE PLACE TO BE YOU WANT A SHRIMP FAJITA OR A SHRIMP SCAMPI I GOT THIRTY NINE METHODS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD AND I'D MAKE UP A MILLION MORE FOR YOU YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILD AND FREE NOW I'M SEEING COLORS THAT I CAN'T PERCEIVE BABY DON'T BACK DOWN, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME AND NO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHELLFISH ALLERGY I DON'T CARE YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS FRIED RICE I MADE FOR YOU OR... OR THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS YOU HEAR ME? i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you feel the heat 'cause you're everything to me have this shrimp fried rice no more talking, lets just eat!

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you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TOO!!! youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI

instrumental and vsq: app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8

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released December 12, 2023

vocals by hatsune miku v4 english
manic seafood induced fever dream by shrimp miku
shrimp miku by rice ( ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku )
incredible dj voice tag by kowboat
everything else by yours truly, Jamie Paige!

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